"I'm surrounded by dwarves- they've pillaged the pantry, there's mud trod on the carpet. I'm not even going to tell you what they did to the bathroom- they've destroyed the plumbing. I don't understand what they're doing in my house...!"
Gandalf: Is there something wrong, Mr. Baggins? Bilbo: Yes! I have 13 dwarves in my house! Do you have any idea how unlucky that number is? Good thing we made 15! Though, the leader came in late so it was 14 for the entire dinner. -rambling on about dishes could have been broken, no food, and a mess-